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COOKIE'S JOKE OF THE DAY
They keep you laughing in the 5 o' clock hour every afternoon in The Cookie Jar, and now we are posting every Cookie Jar Joke of the Day here on Power98.com! Woo the ladies or prove you can be funny with these zingers!
Q: WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO A GEOGRAPHY TEACHER?
Q: WHAT TEA DO HOCKEY PLAYERS DRINK?
Q: WHY DID THE TEACHER GO TO THE BEACH?
Q: WHAT KIND OF KITTEN WORKS FOR THE RED CROSS?
Q: WHAT IS HARDER TO CATCH THE FASTER YOU RUN?
Q: WHY DID THE BALLERINA QUIT?
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW THAT CAN PLAY A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT?
Q: WHY DID THE GIRL SIT ON THE LADDER TO SING?
Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FISH AND A PIANO?
Q: WHAT KIND OF KEYS DO KIDS LIKE TO CARRY?
Q: WHAT CANDY DO YOU EAT ON THE PLAYGROUND?
Q: WAITER, WILL MY PIZZA BE LONG?
Q: WHAT DID THE BABY CORN SAY TO ITS MOM?
A: WHERE'S POP CORN???
Q: WHY DID THE FISHERMAN PUT PEANUT BUTTER INTO THE SEA?
Q: WHAT DID THE CUP SAY TO THE WATER DISPENSER?
A: DISPENSA-YU!!!
Q: WHAT ANIMALS HAD MORE LIVES THAN A CAT?
A: FROGS...THEY CROAK EVERY NIGHT!
Q: WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE LION ATE THE COMEDIAN?
A: HE FELT FUNNY!!!
Q: WHY ARE FISH SO SMART?
A: BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN SCHOOLS!
Q: WHAT SOUND DO PORCUPINES MAKE WHEN THEY KISS?
A: OUCH!!!
Q: WHAT DID THE JUDGE SAY WHEN THE SKUNK WALKED IN THE COURT ROOM?
A: ODOR IN THE COURT!!!
Q: WHY WAS EVERYONE SO TIRED ON APRIL 1ST?
Q: WHY ARE TEDDY BEARS NEVER HUNGRY?
A: BECAUSE THEY ARE STUFFED!!!
Q: WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?
Q: WHY DIDN'T THE SUN GO TO COLLEGE?
Q: WHAT DO LIBRARIANS TAKE WITH THEM WHEN THEY GO FISHING?
Q: HOW DOES THE BARBER CUT THE MOON'S HAIR?
Q: WHEN DO ASTRONAUTS EAT?
Q: WHY DID THE KID STUDY IN THE AIRPLANE?
Q: WHAT DID THE PEN SAY TO THE PENCIL?
Q: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT RAINS CATS AND DOGS?
Q: HOW DO YOU GET STRAIGHT A'S?
Q: WHY DID THE NOSE NOT WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL?
A: HE WAS TIRED OF GETTING PICKED ON!
Q: WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO A GEOGRAPHY TEACHER?
A: GETTING LOST!!!
Q: WHAT TEA DO HOCKEY PLAYERS DRINK?
A: PENALTEA!!!
Q: WHY DID THE TEACHER GO TO THE BEACH?
A: TO TEST THE WATER!!!
Q: WHAT KIND OF KITTEN WORKS FOR THE RED CROSS?
A: A FIRST--AID KIT!!!
Q: WHAT IS HARDER TO CATCH THE FASTER YOU RUN?
A: YOUR BREATH!!!
Q: WHY DID THE BALLERINA QUIT?
A: BECAUSE IT WAS TU-TU HARD!!!
Q: WHAT IS A CHEERLEADER'S FAVORITE COLOR?
A: YELLER!!!
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A HAPPY COWBOY?
A: A JOLLY RANCHER!!!
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ATTRACTIVE VOLCANO?
A: LAVA-BLE!!!
Q: WHAT DID MARS TO SAY TO SATURN?
A: GIVE ME A RING SOMETIME!
Q: HOW CAN YOU TELL THE OCEAN IS FRIENDLY?
A: IT WAVES!!!
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW THAT CAN PLAY A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT?
A: A MOO-SICIAN!!!
Q: WHY DID THE GIRL SIT ON THE LADDER TO SING?
A: SHE WANTED TO REACH THE HIGH NOTES!!!
Q: WHAT DO YOU GIVE TO A SICK LEMON?
Q: WHAT DO YOU GIVE TO A SICK LEMON?
A: LEMON AID!!!
Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FISH AND A PIANO?
A: YOU CAN'T TUNA FISH!!!
Q: WHAT KIND OF KEYS DO KIDS LIKE TO CARRY?
A: COOKIES!!!
Q: WHAT CANDY DO YOU EAT ON THE PLAYGROUND?
A: RECESS PIECES!!!
Q: WAITER, WILL MY PIZZA BE LONG?
A: NO SIR, IT WILL BE ROUND!!!
Q: WHAT DID THE BABY CORN SAY TO ITS MOM?
A: WHERE'S POP CORN???
Q: WHY DID THE FISHERMAN PUT PEANUT BUTTER INTO THE SEA?
A: TO GO WITH THE JELLY FISH!!!
Q: HOW DO BEES GET TO SCHOOL?
Q: HOW DO BEES GET TO SCHOOL?
A: BY DA SCHOOL BUZZ!!!
Q: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
A: TO PROVE HE WASN'T CHICKEN!!!
Q: WHAT ARE THE STRONGEST DAYS OF THE WEEK?
Q: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
A: TO PROVE HE WASN'T CHICKEN!!!
Q: WHAT ARE THE STRONGEST DAYS OF THE WEEK?
A: SATURDAY AND SUNDAY...EVERY OTHER DAY IS A WEAK DAY!!!
Q: WHY CAN'T A DALMATION HIDE?
A: BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS SPOTTED!!!
Q: HOW DO YOU MAKE A PEANUT LAUGH?
Q: WHY CAN'T A DALMATION HIDE?
A: BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS SPOTTED!!!
Q: HOW DO YOU MAKE A PEANUT LAUGH?
A: YOU CRACK IT UP!!!
Q: WHEN DOES IT RAIN MONEY?
Q: WHEN DOES IT RAIN MONEY?
A: WHEN THERE IS CHANGE IN THE WEATHER!!!
Q: WHAT KIND OF BEAR HAS NO TEETH?
A: A GUMMY BEAR!!!
Q: WHAT FISH ONLY SWIMS AT NIGHT?
A: A STARFISH!!!
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL BEARS WITH NO EARS?
Q: WHAT KIND OF BEAR HAS NO TEETH?
A: A GUMMY BEAR!!!
Q: WHAT FISH ONLY SWIMS AT NIGHT?
A: A STARFISH!!!
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL BEARS WITH NO EARS?
A: B!!!
Q: WHAT DID THE CUP SAY TO THE WATER DISPENSER?
A: DISPENSA-YU!!!
Q: WHAT ANIMALS HAD MORE LIVES THAN A CAT?
A: FROGS...THEY CROAK EVERY NIGHT!
Q: WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE LION ATE THE COMEDIAN?
A: HE FELT FUNNY!!!
Q: WHY ARE FISH SO SMART?
A: BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN SCHOOLS!
Q: WHAT SOUND DO PORCUPINES MAKE WHEN THEY KISS?
A: OUCH!!!
Q: WHAT DID THE JUDGE SAY WHEN THE SKUNK WALKED IN THE COURT ROOM?
A: ODOR IN THE COURT!!!
Q: WHY WAS EVERYONE SO TIRED ON APRIL 1ST?
A: THEY HAD JUST FINISHED A MARCH OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS!!!
Q: WHY ARE TEDDY BEARS NEVER HUNGRY?
A: BECAUSE THEY ARE STUFFED!!!
Q: WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?
A: SPOILED MILK!!!
Q: WHY DIDN'T THE SUN GO TO COLLEGE?
A: BECAUSE IT ALREADY HAD A MILLION DEGREES!!!
Q: WHAT DO LIBRARIANS TAKE WITH THEM WHEN THEY GO FISHING?
A: BOOK WORMS!!!
Q: HOW DOES THE BARBER CUT THE MOON'S HAIR?
A: E-CLIPSE IT!!!
Q: WHEN DO ASTRONAUTS EAT?
A: AT LAUNCH TIME!!!
Q: WHY DID THE KID STUDY IN THE AIRPLANE?
A: TO GET A HIGHER EDUCATION!!!
Q: WHAT DID THE PEN SAY TO THE PENCIL?
A: SOOO, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
Q: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT RAINS CATS AND DOGS?
A: YOU CAN STEP IN A POODLE!!!
Q: HOW DO YOU GET STRAIGHT A'S?
A: BY USING A RULER!!!
Q: WHY DID THE NOSE NOT WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL?
A: HE WAS TIRED OF GETTING PICKED ON!