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COOKIE'S JOKE OF THE DAY



They keep you laughing in the 5 o' clock hour every afternoon in The Cookie Jar, and now we are posting every Cookie Jar Joke of the Day here on Power98.com!  Woo the ladies or prove you can be funny with these zingers!

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAIRY WHO DOESN'T BATHE FOR A YEAR?
A: STINKER BELL!!!



Q: WHAT DAY DO POTATOES HATE THE MOST?
A: FRY-DAY!!!

 
Q: WHERE DOES A DUCK GO WHEN THEIR SICK?
A: TO THE DUCK-TOR!!!

Q: WHAT DID THE GECKO SAY WHEN THE OTHER GECKO FELL OFF THE BOAT?
A: NN NN NN NN!!!

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A COMPUTER FLOATING THE OCEAN?
A: A DELL ROLLING IN THE DEEP!!!


Q: WHY ARE CATS GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES?
A: BECAUSE THEY HAVE NINE LIVES!!!


Q: WHO BUILT THE ARK?
A: I HAVE NOAH IDEA!!!


Q: WHAT DO YOU TELL SIMBA IF HE'S WALKING TOO SLOW?
A: MUFASA!!!


Q: WHAT DOES JUSTIN BIEBER AND PINOCCHIO HAVE IN COMMON?
A: THEY BOTH WANT TO BE REAL BOYS!!!

Q: WHAT DOES MICKEY MOUSE USE TO BROWSE THE WEB?
A: AN IPAD MINNIE!!!


Q: WHY ARE THERE NO PLANES WHERE PETER PAN LIVES?
A: BECAUSE THERE IS A SIGN THAT SAYS "NEVER NEVERLAND"!!!


Q: AT WHAT TIME DOES A DUCK WAKE UP?
A: AT THE QUACK OF DAWN!!!


Q: HOW DO BEES BRUSH THEIR HAIR?
A: WITH A HONEY COMB!!!


Q: WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A SKUNK WITH A BEAR?
A: WINNIE THE PHEW!!!


Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A FISH WITH NO EYE?
A: FSSSHHH!!!


Q: WHY DID 50 CENT TURN OFF THE TV?
A: THE GAME WAS ON!!!



Q: WHAT'S A CATS FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?
A: MEW-SIC!!!


Q: HOW DO YOU IMPRESS LADY GAGA?
A: JUST DANCE!!!


Q: WHEN DID ANAKIN'S JEDI MASTERS KNOW HE WAS LEANING TOWARDS THE DARK SIDE?
A: IN THE SITH GRADE!!!


Q: WHAT DID 50 CENT SAY TO HIS GRANDMA WHEN SHE GAVE HIM A SWEATER FOR HIS BIRTHDAY?
A: GEE, YOU KNITT???


Q: WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO A GEOGRAPHY TEACHER?
A: GETTING LOST!!!

 
Q: WHAT TEA DO HOCKEY PLAYERS DRINK?
A: PENALTEA!!!


Q: WHY DID THE TEACHER GO TO THE BEACH?
A: TO TEST THE WATER!!!


Q: WHAT KIND OF KITTEN WORKS FOR THE RED CROSS?
A: A FIRST--AID KIT!!!


Q: WHAT IS HARDER TO CATCH THE FASTER YOU RUN?
A: YOUR BREATH!!!

Q: WHY DID THE BALLERINA QUIT?
A: BECAUSE IT WAS TU-TU HARD!!!

Q: WHAT IS A CHEERLEADER'S FAVORITE COLOR?

A: YELLER!!!

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A HAPPY COWBOY?

A: A JOLLY RANCHER!!!

 

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ATTRACTIVE VOLCANO?

A: LAVA-BLE!!!

 


Q: WHAT DID MARS TO SAY TO SATURN?
A: GIVE ME A RING SOMETIME!


Q: HOW CAN YOU TELL THE OCEAN IS FRIENDLY?

A: IT WAVES!!!


Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW THAT CAN PLAY A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT?
A: A MOO-SICIAN!!!


Q: WHY DID THE GIRL SIT ON THE LADDER TO SING?
A: SHE WANTED TO REACH THE HIGH NOTES!!!

Q: WHAT DO YOU GIVE TO A SICK LEMON?
A: LEMON AID!!!


Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FISH AND A PIANO?
A: YOU CAN'T TUNA FISH!!!


Q: WHAT KIND OF KEYS DO KIDS LIKE TO CARRY?
A: COOKIES!!!

Q: WHAT CANDY DO YOU EAT ON THE PLAYGROUND?
A: RECESS PIECES!!!

Q: WAITER, WILL MY PIZZA BE LONG?
A: NO SIR, IT WILL BE ROUND!!!

Q: WHAT DID THE BABY CORN SAY TO ITS MOM?
A: WHERE'S POP CORN???

Q: WHY DID THE FISHERMAN PUT PEANUT BUTTER INTO THE SEA?
A: TO GO WITH THE JELLY FISH!!!

Q: HOW DO BEES GET TO SCHOOL?
A: BY DA SCHOOL BUZZ!!!

Q: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
A: TO PROVE HE WASN'T CHICKEN!!!

 Q: WHAT ARE THE STRONGEST DAYS OF THE WEEK?
A: SATURDAY AND SUNDAY...EVERY OTHER DAY IS A WEAK DAY!!!

Q: WHY CAN'T A DALMATION HIDE?
A: BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS SPOTTED!!!

Q: HOW DO YOU MAKE A PEANUT LAUGH?
A: YOU CRACK IT UP!!!

Q: WHEN DOES IT RAIN MONEY?
A: WHEN THERE IS CHANGE IN THE WEATHER!!!

Q: WHAT KIND OF BEAR HAS NO TEETH?
A: A GUMMY BEAR!!!

Q: WHAT FISH ONLY SWIMS AT NIGHT?
A: A STARFISH!!!

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL BEARS WITH NO EARS?
A: B!!!

Q: WHAT DID THE CUP SAY TO THE WATER DISPENSER?
A:
DISPENSA-YU!!!

Q: WHAT ANIMALS HAD MORE LIVES THAN A CAT?
A:
FROGS...THEY CROAK EVERY NIGHT!


Q: WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE LION ATE THE COMEDIAN?
A:
HE FELT FUNNY!!!

 Q: WHY ARE FISH SO SMART?
A:
BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN SCHOOLS!

 Q: WHAT SOUND DO PORCUPINES MAKE WHEN THEY KISS?
A:
OUCH!!!

Q: WHAT DID THE JUDGE SAY WHEN THE SKUNK WALKED IN THE COURT ROOM?
A:
ODOR IN THE COURT!!!

Q: WHY WAS EVERYONE SO TIRED ON APRIL 1ST?
A: THEY HAD JUST FINISHED A MARCH OF THIRTY-ONE DAYS!!!

Q: WHY ARE TEDDY BEARS NEVER HUNGRY?
A:
BECAUSE THEY ARE STUFFED!!!

Q: WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?
A: SPOILED MILK!!!

Q: WHY DIDN'T THE SUN GO TO COLLEGE?
A: BECAUSE IT ALREADY HAD A MILLION DEGREES!!!

Q: WHAT DO LIBRARIANS TAKE WITH THEM WHEN THEY GO FISHING?
A: BOOK WORMS!!!

Q: HOW DOES THE BARBER CUT THE MOON'S HAIR?
A: E-CLIPSE IT!!!

Q: WHEN DO ASTRONAUTS EAT?
A: AT LAUNCH TIME!!!

Q: WHY DID THE KID STUDY IN THE AIRPLANE?
A: TO GET A HIGHER EDUCATION!!!

Q: WHAT DID THE PEN SAY TO THE PENCIL?
A: SOOO, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

Q: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT RAINS CATS AND DOGS?
A: YOU CAN STEP IN A POODLE!!!

Q: HOW DO YOU GET STRAIGHT A'S?
A: BY USING A RULER!!!

Q: WHY DID THE NOSE NOT WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL?
A:
HE WAS TIRED OF GETTING PICKED ON!